Thursday, February 23, 2012

The rash that dare not speak it's name...

There is a lot of talk in the parenting community about nappy rash.  I say community, it is more like a world.  There are websites, forums, comment boards, experts, moderators and gurus.  There are more bits of advice out there then there are babies.  In fact I swear that there are people on these sites that never had kids and just like the buzz of reading a piece of advice on one site and repeating it on another.  This has to be the case.  There are just too many of them.  So they all agree on nappy rash, they agree its a bad thing.

It is a bad thing.  It compounds the ridiculous pain that teething causes in the mouth and mirrors it in the other end.  At the risk of putting you off your food for a month it is like some evil doer took a cheese grater to our little prince's behind.  There are powders, creams, poultices, remedies and herbs that are suggested and according to obsessive internet chat room parents are all guaranteed to work and not work in equal measure.

So Max has some nappy rash.  We have lots of options.  We can apply each suggested solution in alphabetical order until some or all of them work.  We can ignore the problem and let it go away of its own accord with the associated pain suffering and gnashing of new little teeth.  We could cover the house in plastic sheeting and leave his nappy off and let him go for it.  Plenty of industrial strength cleaner around for the inevitable - and no more nappy rash. 

Perhaps a system like the horses in Killarney with their low hanging bags.  It would play havock with his crawling but no more nappy rash.  Perhaps stop feeding or watering him, just IV injections of nutrients and carbohydrates - so it would mess up his development - but no more nappy rash.

In the meantime he will have to cope with his cheese grater behind, as we try option one, because that is what dedicated parents do.  The rest are likely to get us arrested.

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